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SEW
Now we’ve got the dough
SEW
And we’re making clothes
SEW
All the ladies know
SEW
That we’ve got the flow, now

Some silly little boys with their cue ball chins
Thinking only ladies can thread and pin
Suffer through holes in their dirty socks
They just don’t know that sewing ROCKS!

But me, Roman, I’m big and strong
And my spool thread is thick and long
It makes tight stitches
for these neat britches
That I’m making with all my riches

Spitting rapid fire beats as I sew down these sheets, listen to the sexy verse I preach
I don’t need a pattern when I sew, I just know, now see if you can follow my cross-stitched flow
Cutting and snipping the fabric is ripping but that’s okay sew it together and make it all better, yeah that’s the way
Foot’s pedaling, meddling with the gelding of the thread, fabric getting pierced by the needle, just the head

SEW
Now we’ve got the dough
SEW
And we’re making clothes
SEW
All the bros know
SEW
That we’ve got the flow, now

Rolling in cash from our business deal
Making tight threads with our sewing wheel
Pulling together a winning piece
Eating food, paying off the lease

Making the vision come together
With lace, velvet, cotton, and leather
Gonna gussy up for the cosplay duel
Gonna win big, first place, we rule!

Over and under, we’re tearing asunder, frustration, inward and outward, causing fabric mutilation
Sewing is to Max like music is to Bose, my brand new combination keepin the judges on their toes
Sewing is a unisex activity, so fuck your gender normativity
Breaking the mold, these partners of old, excuse me folk for being so bold

SEW
Now we’ve got the dough
SEW
And we’re making clothes
SEW
The audience knows
SEW
That we’ve got the flow

SEW
We’re living big
SEW
Take another swig
SEW
We’re making it rain
SEW
All aboard the swag train

SEW
All the ladies now!
SEW
All the fellas now!
SEW
Non-binary!
SEW
That’s how we do

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from "Con​-​Quest" | An All​-​Original Rock Musical, released July 19, 2015

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